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Morfanity

Same as Morgarity. A blend betweeen the words 'mormon' and 'profanity'
The use, in excess, of fake or made up profanity. Most commonly heard near mormons.
(Lorenzo drops coffee on lap)
What the flippin flammin cheezin hoopin Hollerin!
(An excessive use of morfanity)
by EnzoDa_Boss June 18, 2011
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Mormontarily

About 20 minutes. The approximate amount of time it takes for a Mormon to show up late to a sacrament meeting just enough for no one else to see him/her not partake of the sacrament.
Where is Jenny? We're singing her favorite hymn in sacrament meeting today!
She'll be around mormontarily.
by SameAsCache December 8, 2014
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Mormonstruating

When you run out of tampons so using the Book of Mormon to cleanse your cooch is the next option.
Oh shoot! Good Joseph! I’m out of tampons. Looks like I’m mormonstruating this month.
by Theclassicham November 15, 2018
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Mormonicness

Extreme Conservative Moronicness

Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.
Ex. His mormonicness made him feel astranged.

Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.
by Tsjiele July 25, 2023
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moronitude

The state or quality of being moronic or stupid. Can be used in reference to very ridiculous or simplistic modes of reasoning.
One wonders how someone, such as Michael Moore, can exhibit such an amazing level of moronitude and still function in society.

Perhaps this reflects much more poorly upon the moronitudity of our society as a whole and its ready acceptance of simple minded role figures.
by JustJ.J. December 9, 2008
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mormonize

The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.

Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.
Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.
by Micho Rizo September 14, 2005
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mormonize

To screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the Mormon faith.
"Did you guys get kinky last night?"
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."
by JulesJules September 30, 2005
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