Morbastic

Morbastic (derived from "Morbius") is an adjective used to describe something which is infinitely fantastic.

-Hey, have you seen Morbius?
-Yes, it was morbastic!

by Morbiously-Morbius May 26, 2022

Captain Morganist

Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex

Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys

Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist

Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them

Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy

Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks

Bro #2: sweet, free drinks

by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 9, 2009

morganing

the act of believing that your funny whenever people laugh at something you say.

its because you retarded, not funny.

Person 1: "... and thats why the chicken crossed the road!"

Person 2: "lol hahahah rofl lmfao"

Person 1: "i'm hilarious!"

Person 3: " lol dude your totally morganing, what you said was stupid!"

by sebastianakatRod May 11, 2010

Morganecdote

A meandering monologue to a small audience, occasionally punctuated by reference to flange.

I was sat there waiting for the punchline, but then I realised it was just another morganecdote.

by MartinS May 1, 2006

Morgandise

Like Paradise But its Morgantown, West Virginia. So Morgantown + Paradise = Morgandise.

Yes finally back in Morgandise! Cant wait to get shitfaced!

by LetsGoMountaineers August 3, 2013

Moratical

For the sake of personal morals

I avoid you for moratical reasons

by CovertBoat November 26, 2018

MORGANISM

The praise, worship, and love of everyone's love: Michael Morgan from Lanthrop High School in California.
In order to be a true Morganist one needs to recite the Holy Morgan Texts five times a day thus one will be able to achieve morgana:
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OMG I am a morganist, and I am clearly of higher rank than everyone else in the world. Lizard people/ Morganism

by Morgan's son May 21, 2019