Similar to your standard mordecai brown, the arthritis mordecai is when the three fingers are not joined together and instead are unevenly separated and disproportionately bent at each knuckle, thus causing maximum pleasure upon insertion in a vagina or anus.
I had experienced the mordecai brown, but u haven’t lived until u experience the arthritis mordecai !!! The uneven insertion is truly satisfying.
by M. Scarpati January 2, 2022
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Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
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2. Dude, this Mordekaiser is overextending again, we should gank him.
2. Dude, this Mordekaiser is overextending again, we should gank him.
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Girl: Ugh! I hate Mordechai!
Boy: Oh come on, he's actually really funny and cool once you get to know him!
Girl: But he is such a show off!
Boy: Yeah but he is really good at what he does!
Girl: I suppose...
Boy: Oh come on, he's actually really funny and cool once you get to know him!
Girl: But he is such a show off!
Boy: Yeah but he is really good at what he does!
Girl: I suppose...
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Shit just got real down in the subway; Mordicai just swept in and devoured all those waiting for the F train.
by an ally March 25, 2010
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