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Moochie

1. A last resort insult that should only be used if the opposing arguer is a friend and you're not actually mad at eachother. Usually ends the insulting with laughter and/or confusion. Either way its pretty freaking funny.

2. A stupid person in a cute way.

3. A japanese dessert (moochi).
1. guy 1 - Moron! guy 2 - Idiot! guy 1 - Loser! guy 2 - Buttface! guy 1 - Moochie!! guy 2 - ...WTF was that man?? *rolls on ground laughing*

2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.

3. Dang this moochi's good!
by Manderina October 10, 2005
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1) A delicate fruit theorized in the ancient times, to embody all the perfect little details in life. Considered the fruit of beauty, with an intense aroma contained within, all who luckily came upon this delicacy, never failed to handle with extreme care. Those who could not, are regretting their lives already. Wrapped in an unassuming skin, the true beauty lies in its seed. A worthy core, of unfathomable, nutrition, they are, and will always be persued by wild animals, such as tropt and enricht 's.

2) A most odd friend of Earl.
A) To be toyed with a scent of a moochie, is a sinful delight, and subtle anxiety, if starved from the fruit.

B) "moochie, what are you doing" -Earl. "Feeling much better now Earl"-moochie.
by Dr. Seuss June 9, 2003
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Scumma Bumma Grubba Moochie

Coined by Drawn Together
The worlds your oyster, do what the fuck you want
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Moochie

adjective;
Knowing the latest gossip and rumors that are disgracefully bad, typically as a result of someone's negligence or irresponsibility.
That dude is mad moochie.

Do me a favor and mooch that chick, heard she slept with my ex.

The key to being moochie is looking for the drama drinker girls who just spill the beans and talk crap.
by ALLknowingEYE69 December 19, 2010
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Oochie Moochie

A term you use to describe a feeling for someone greater than love.
by 122109a&f January 27, 2010
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This girl and I have 300 moochies. I think I'll add her as a friend.
by CMoney201 May 18, 2011
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i'm not gay but he threw that moochie back on my dick and i busted like 3 nuts
by blaccabbage April 7, 2017
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