mooch

To loiter, look around just be In the vicinity.

Im mooching for a bint

by El Cholo August 4, 2004

mooch

someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.

Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

mooch

mew-chtch; verb. To walk in the local area for the sake of walking; often in order to de-stone oneself after a session. Often this is accompanied with stopping off for chippy and a fight before returning home.

"Feel a bit er, stoned, can we go for a mooch"

"I've been taken ill all of a sudden; fancy a mooch?"

by Luke Prescott December 23, 2007

mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

"Don't let Jae in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."

by Diego June 29, 2003

mooch

To assure someone you will pay (literally or symbolically) them back, but have no actual plans to do so. You can still have a good heart though, so it is ok.

Ed mooches off of many. Ed mooched off of Rick and Katie, but he promised he would pay them back. Ed eventually buys a ukulele, believing his music will lure in some magic. Ed has a good heart. Therefore, he decides to name his new wave band, The Mooch. The acknowledgement of his moochy ways helps him rest in a grey scaling of the true meaning of repayment . The Mooch becomes successul, attracting many heavy jammers. Ed never forgets the origins of his band's title. He even writes a song called Katie In The Mud With Magic. However, Ed never pays Katie back. Is Ed still a moocher?

by mamalunardog March 11, 2017

Mooched

Got fired disgracefully, a bully who got kicked out.

Dude, Anthony Scramucci (Mooch) got mooched so bad. LOL! He even didn't last 10 days in the White House. He was like, whoever don't follow rules they need to leave, they will be fired. Guess who got fired? Mooch! Mooch got mooched. Muhahahahaaaa

by Azarvet August 1, 2017

Mooch

Unit of time equal to ten days. Coined for the length of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's tenure as Communications Director for the Trump Administration.

When Trump went on his 17-day vacation I thought "The news is going to be quiet for a while. Oh well, at least my F5 key can get a break."
Hahaha, oh, how naive and foolish I was all that long time ago, way, way back in those distant and forgotten days of... 10 days (aka 1 Mooch) ago.

by Miriax April 18, 2018