moobs

Large man breasts or boobs

OMFG!!!!! look at the size of them moobs they are bigger then yours -le gasp- aha!

moobs by StephhJeff September 6, 2007

Moobs

Floppy, Jell-O like protrusions in the male chest area. Usually sported by fat, overweight men or men who attempted sex change. Can be used as a form of communication when jiggled properly.

Look at the size of those moobs! they gotta be implants!

Moobs by Yrrab Nognd April 8, 2003

Moobs

The term used to talk about or make fun of your (male) friends boobs.

Dude you got huge moobs.

Moobs by DK-money June 1, 2006

moobs

So soft, so round, and so hairy..........
The main three components needed for a man to feel far superior to a woman.

Me: Hey dude totally sweet MOOBS!
Fat guy: Thanks, I had to be an alcaholic for six years to get these babies!
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Fat guy 2: Fuck you bitch! Now men can have breasts too!

moobs by benandjerry May 21, 2007

Moobs

short for man boobs

Shit jeremy your dads got fucking huge moobds you should send him to jenny craig or something

Moobs by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 12, 2003

moobs

man + boobs = moobs

when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest

people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

moobs by ale-ale-jandro August 27, 2011

Moobs

Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.

At the doctors.

Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!

Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.

In Jimmy's humble abode.

Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.

Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.

At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.

Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*

Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.

Moobs by Jimmy 4 life! December 30, 2018