a person who is only attracted to matthew gray gubler and will never love anyone else more than they love matthew
p1: guys i’m coming out as mggsexual!
p2: what’s that mean?
p1: i’m only attracted to matthew gray gubler
p2: what’s that mean?
p1: i’m only attracted to matthew gray gubler
by ryleigh gray gubler December 31, 2020
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Someone who is sexually attracted to maps. Often found Deviantart, AlternateHistory.com and R/Mapporn
Dude, you look at maps waaay to much
I just love the land masses man, the full rivers, the curvy borders, ahh....
That confirms it, he's a Mapsexual.
I just love the land masses man, the full rivers, the curvy borders, ahh....
That confirms it, he's a Mapsexual.
by XxPranksxX34 April 25, 2017
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The antonym of metrosexual.
The antonym of metrosexual.
by yoskippy March 31, 2013
Get the malsexual mug.1.) A desperate and deluded heterosexual male who resorts to deceiving women by professing to be homosexual and acting/dressing/speaking accordingly as a ploy to sleep with women. Reminiscent of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s performance in the movie Boat Trip.
(note: this never really works!)
2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)
3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.
(note: this never really works!)
2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)
3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.
1.)
Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"
Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"
Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"
2.)
Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"
3.)
craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"
Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"
Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"
Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"
2.)
Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"
3.)
craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"
by blagwell December 12, 2009
Get the Faux-Mosexual mug.After multiple failed relationships, Jennifer decided to become manosexual and not rely on a man or woman for pleasure anymore.
by rbrown601 February 8, 2009
Get the manosexual mug.The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."
"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."
"So you're manosexual?"
"Yeah, basically..."
"So you're manosexual?"
"Yeah, basically..."
by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009
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