Mr. Monopoly

The smartest, sexiest, most intelligent people. People who are granted with this title are the elites of the elite.

Do I see a mr. Monopoly playing monopoly?

by Teamumizoomi December 2, 2019

Mono Orangosis

A disease that in which you can't see,hear, or taste orange. (From Wizards Of Waverly Place) "Made up" by Jake T. Austin.

Mono Orangosis is like:
"No orange", Can't here the word, see orange, or taste oranges.

by April2346789 April 22, 2009

Ecce Mono

It's how the crowd has named the "Ecce Homo" that Cecilia, an octogenarian woman, restored freestyle in a church from Zaragoza, Spain. "Ecce Mono" means "Ecce Monkey" in spanish, and it refers to the resemblance to a monkey the picture had after her intervention. The artist Cecilia really meant no harm and now has a lot of fans who love her around the world.

"Hey, next time we go to Zaragoza let's visit the 'Ecce Mono'!"

by Ratamandra August 23, 2012

monochromatic

A personality type which is incapable of processing a broad spectrum of thought and only perceives issues in an all-or-nothing black or white context. Closed-minded. Obtuse.

That's a really abstract concept, but you may not want to tell Joe about it. He's pretty monochromatic and won't get it.

by Hot East February 20, 2009

monopoly

A game that makes children believe in a world of fantasy where battleships, thimbles, and hats are sentient and can own property. On the plus side, it raises the children to be investors and big-buisness types, which may not be on the plus side according to your views.

Monopoly made the child grow up to be a CEO who also thought he was a car.

by Vee Are Are Schee November 2, 2003

Magic Mono Malivindi

A man with large Mono and rarely waxes his back.

Magic Mono malivindi : my face is full of hair

Other : you goose.... its a mono get it waxed!

by magicmalivindi August 18, 2009

mono

Mononucleosis is technically called infectious mononucleosis or glandular fever, but is generally referred to as "mono" for short. It occurs primarily between the ages of 10 and 35 years old. When younger children are infected, it causes little or no illness. Such exposure does, however, create an immunity to the disease. Nearly 90% of Americans have antibodies for mononucleosis by age 40. Mono has an incubation period of 30 to 40 days and the symptoms usually last 7 to 14 days but can last for several weeks. The virus can stay alive within the body for several months. The name mononucleosis comes from the fact that the disease distorts the white blood cells, causing them to only have one nucleus. Only a blood test called the mononucleosis spot test can determine if someone has the disease.


SYMPTOMS OF MONONUCLEOSIS



The following symptoms can be present with mono, but most likely not all will be. Sore throat, usually red Enlarged lymph nodes in all parts of the body Fever Nausea Loss of appetite Extreme fatigue Enlarged spleen (2/3 of mono patients) Ulceration of the pharynx (sometimes) Swelling of the upper eyelid Trouble breathing Rapid heart beat Red rash on the body (about 15% of mono patients) Oversensitivity to light

mono is usally causerd by kissing.

TO cure this virus, rest.

by ash_link October 22, 2003