Momo Challenge

A sick challenge that appears during apps and social media’s such as YouTube kids and Fortnite, this pop up is a picture of a creepy bug eyes woman with a hideous smile and a voice over. The voice over says things such as “wake up at 4 AM” or “don’t sleep tonight” but more severe and violent ones can say things such as “jump off your roof” or “turn on the gas stove when your mom is sleeping. It targets children and is supposed to appear when parents aren’t watching. Be careful and remember that it’s not real!

(F/N), have you heard of the Momo Challenge? It’s pretty messed up!

by JustTryingToHelpOut. February 27, 2019

momoland

momoland is a Kpop girl group made up of 7 members: Hyebin, Yeonwoo, Jane, Nayun, JooE, Ahin, and Nancy, they debuted on November 10th 2016. their biggest songs are BAAM and bboom bboom

person 1: have you heard the song BAAM??
person 2: no, who is it by?
person 1: momoland

person : thats cool, I like momoland's "bboom bboom"

by yeonwoo September 16, 2018

Momoism

The Belief that momo will save the world from the Zombie Apocalypse. Momo is worshiped and traditional sacrifice is welcomed.

Boy: Hey, how do you think the world is gonna end in 2012?
Girl: Zombies. But i'm not worried, i believe in Momoism.

by Momopeachgod March 6, 2010

momologue

When your mother or mother-in-law calls to talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You have no hope of ever contributing to said conversation, and this tends to last for hours at a time. Unless you can find a timely excuse to get off the phone, you "lose signal", you pass the phone off to someone else (also known as a dick move), or she runs out of things to say (ie, the end of the world) you are permanently glued to the phone.

Jimmy was waiting for his girlfriend to call and was unfortunate enough to walk into a momologue due to his lack of caller ID.

Larry had been subjegated to so many hours of momologue, that 6 days later his landlady discovered his emaciated body attached to a phone, with some faint chatter going on in the background.

"Dude, your mom needs friends or something, thats the 3rd party you've missed this month."
"Dude, I know! She momologued for so long, I took a nap, woke up, and she was still going on about Aunt Linda's dog!"

by phoenix_starr23 April 19, 2009

MMMOL

MMMOL is when something is sooo good that you actually "mmmmmmmmm" it out loud. Any number of "mmmmmmmm's" may be used according to the intensity of the emotion.

Oh. My. Goodness. He is sooo hot! MMMMMOL!

or

Damn. Those are some great textures there, mister. MMMOL!

by Betty Bettyo April 24, 2008

momologue

When your mom gives you an excessively long lecture about stuff you did wrong.

I left my bike out in the rain and had to come inside and listen to my mom give me a two hour momologue about how I need to learn the value of money.

by tommytoes January 11, 2012

Mofolopian

(noun or adjective) 1. a. used to describe what we have all come to understand as a friend who doesn't want to go with you to the bar or sporting event or what have you. 2. a group of individuals around the whereabouts of Somalia, whose sole purpose it to commandeer water-borne vessels for ransom. 3. a seasoned gynecologist. 4. (verb) have sex so deep you hit the fallopian tubes.

1. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Let's go to the bar!
Don't hang out with that ugly girl! Get over here and watch the game you mofolopian!
2. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Leave my boat alone!
3. Hey doc! Leave my butt alone you Mofolopian!
4. Hey girl, I am going to mofolopian you and your hot girlfriend's fallopian tubes on this leather couch at my penthouse suite at the top of the MGM Grand Hotel.

by Somebody that knows Blake December 12, 2010