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Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

massively molested

Massively molestedmeans to get

molest someone out of pure hatred and lust
me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean

Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred

horse-molested

the act of getting completely fucked beyond recognition. destroyed.
"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested
horse-molested by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred
Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

spawn molested

When you are playing a video game and spawn, only to be swarmed by the enemy and immediately killed.
Jesse has spawn molested so many people in video games that he was forced to register as a sex offender.

Textually Molested 

A text message that contains someones body part you'd rather not see.
OMG, Joe just sent me a text of his penis!

He just textually molested me!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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