mole

One who posts a subtly obnoxious message to a newsgroup or message board under the guise of being humanitarian or altruistic. Some posts are carefully worded to guilt the reader into responding in a positive manner. It's a subtle form of trollism relying on making people feel uncomfortable without being direct. The mole's seemingly innocent/positive posts are often allowed to stay out of fear of offending them, or the "attack" is too borderline and so everyone lets it slide. They may post something that in another context is fine, but paired in a context where it does not belong, which is the only thing causing it to be inappropriate, rather than the more direct and obvious provocative tactics used by an internet troll.
A patchy grey puppy photo was posted into several internet Black Labrador Retriever fan groups. The text on the puppy picture said, "I am ugly, but can I get a like and a share?". Several people actually replied "to the puppy" directly and in empathy as if the puppy were the "person" posting, also disregarding that the breed didn't even belong in that group.

Another chronic mole was a member of a famous philosopher internet fan group. Rather than posting quotes from that philosopher, or ideas in sync with theirs, she was making up her own philosophical statements, the majority of which had no relation to, or were often in direct opposition to the tenets of the philosopher. Because her words are not blatantly combative or provocative, admins feel "coerced" not to ban her despite her departure from the intended support of the group subject.
by Phoebe Figalilly August 17, 2018
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Mole

A mix of Tobacco and Marijuana smoked in conjunction through a bong. Usually seeked out because of the extra headrush and smooth mellow high that comes from smoking both Tobacco and Marijuana together. Most user preferrer American Spirits with high nicotine content. Black American Spirits are most applicable.
Also referred to as: Moke or Chop.
“Do you guys have a mole bong, I’m trying to get shlapped?”
“I got hella shlapped from a mole last night and faceplanted at the sesh
“I was too drunk last night and took a mole and threw up everywhere, totally worth it”
by Bangers For Breakfest July 16, 2019
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Mole

Weed and Tobacco mixed together then packed up and smoked through a bong. If you like wasting weed and money then this is your shittt.
Jimmy "Hey man you wanna take a mole rip?"

Mikey "Nah man, I don't fuck with moles they are nasty and dirtbag."

Jimmy "Fuck off it's a new breed of pot smokers."

Mikey "Sounds pretty pretty pretty gay, I'll just stick to blunts you douche.
by molehatapifsmoka420 April 09, 2010
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Mole

Someone who has a dot on their face.
a persone of Mole Orgin
Anthony Dahlquist Type Level
You have a mole on the left side, of your top lip.
some nick-names

Molar-eclipse
Mole-mobile
Moleses
Guaccamole
Mole-stash
Black Herpies
by Moleee January 15, 2013
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Noun - short for MoleMan - A person who rarely comes out of their basement to do much of anything despite his number of friends and his pretty nice car. Moles usually stay in their basement and play on the computer or watch anime all the time. They are rarely seen to eat, and can be pretty fun if you can coax them out of their hole.
"Oscar Mike Golf! I saw mole eating the other day when I went to his hole. Sure it took him 20 minutes to answer the door, but hes so hott, hes worth it."
by canadia March 02, 2004
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Mole

A large creature that is into prostitution in mammels, especially whales and squirrels. Invented the Australian prodegy for donald trumps 1.7m wall in Pakistan and possibly relating to Mexico. A mole is an austrailian word for a big lug also.
by Johnny Huey June 28, 2018
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often a grant, small and awkardly tiny.
OMG MOLE IS SO SMALL WE SHOULD PUT HIM IN A MICROWAVE!
by sistasista213 July 08, 2009
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