A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.
"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"
by MoisesHtr2005 May 18, 2021
Get the Moises Momentmug. Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra
by Urbandichead12 April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Moisesmug. to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009
Get the moises your handsmug. Says he likes you for a long time but once you date him he will start off amazing then he will start ignoring you then find another girl and leave you for her 😃
by Random person f off March 11, 2022
Get the Moisesmug. Moise Pierre is a great guy usually of Caribbean or hispanic or French origin. He smells great all the time and is a hella fly dresser. You know you met a moise pierre because of his charm or how much he makes you laugh or makes friends easily.
by Jaethedon March 7, 2017
Get the moise pierremug. Friend 1: I THINK I SAW MOISES TRINIDAD.
Friend 2: WAS HE WITH HIS SISTERS??
Friend 1: NO BUT I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HIM
Friend 2: WAS HE WITH HIS SISTERS??
Friend 1: NO BUT I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HIM
by Into the unknown ;) July 12, 2021
Get the Moises trinidadmug. man with the fattest ass imaginable... a god at fortnite... puts styrophome in the microwave... burns the house down.. has a scary ass dog
by bigbootylover657 May 21, 2022
Get the moisesmug.