choad a la mode

A fatter than it is long weiner with a scoop of your favorite ice cream!!!

Your mom only likes choads if there choad a la mode.

Mint Chocolate Chip is my favorite flavor of choad a la mode.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 5, 2013

cherry pie a la mode

When a guy and girl are having sex while she's on her period, he pulls out and jizzes on her cunt. He then precedes to perform oral sex on her.

Bob and Jane are really into that cherry pie a la mode.

by Jane April 26, 2004

load a la mode

baking up a load of cum

Hey waiter I'd like to order the load a la mode.
Coming right up!

by dirty danglers June 19, 2010

dome a la mode

v. adj. the process of recieving fellatio while the male genitalia is consumed in ice cream

My girlfiend prefers vanilla ice cream when giving dome a la mode. Unfortunately, thats not the only white cream she gets...

by Slick Vic, Iron Mike December 24, 2007

French Toast A La Mode

When a frenchman bakes bread with his own feces, toasts it, and the procedes to butter it with his own semen. He then saves it for a romantic evening.

Pierre makes the best god damn French Toast A La Mode you will ever have.

by Miles_JR August 24, 2006

Pipe Tobacco a la Mode

A bowlful of tobacco (in a real tobacco pipe) with a special ingredient mixed in.

"Dude come over for some pipe tobacco a la mode."

"How could I resist such an offer?"

by Lechango August 26, 2011

Noodle a la mode

The sexual act of placing spaghetti noodles on a woman 's vagina and then having vigorous sex with it. When the noodles are all steamy and smooshed the male ejaculates on them. After this step they both enjoy a nice spaghetti dinner with homemade sauce.

That bitch actually wanted me to pay for some spaghetti at a restaurant when I made her some perfectly good noodle a la mode.

by MastadonWeindog May 17, 2011