Minimumlism

Noun

When you don't have money but try to keep up with other people

Buying the lowest graded diamond just to flex with other peers that" It's real diamond" is an action of minimumlism.

by Milky Seal November 16, 2021

maximum velocity

The act of Grabing your legs and pulling them up so that your knee's are next your ears.Then wrapping your arms around the inside of your legs then Proceeding to shake and wiggle violently.

Brandon Did maximum velocity in his chair intill the chair collapsed.

by Brandon Tropea December 25, 2005

maximum douche capacity

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.

1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"

by Pat Owen February 28, 2009

maximum milf

a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.

"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"

"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"

by MrHat01 February 8, 2009

maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.

Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."

by Phineas T April 9, 2008

maximum tune

A arcade game thats like Daytona USA, only a zillion tims better, produced by Namco the game is relitavely new with two versions. The old version just has the one 66KM (I cant do miles, figure it out yourself) highway called the C1. While MaxiTune2 however has dufferent maps, including one thats so windy you can just touch the pedeal and still win. You can also purchase Tuning cards so when you game again, you stick your card in and it loads your data. You can only play Maxitune 1 cards on Maxitune 1 and probably 2, 2's only on 2's. There is now a multiplayer function incorperated aswell.

I kicked your ass in Maximum Tune noob!

by Uzaiyaro May 9, 2006

minimum wage

A highly visible tattoo or piercing, usually located on the neck or hands. Also applies to excessive facial piercings or large gauge ear piercings.

-Props to Oeler for this one-

Dude, go check out the minimum wage on that guy cleaning the bathroom!

or

Because of the minimum wage he got in college, Joe was never able to find a job paying more than seven dollars an hour.

by Wolfeman April 30, 2008