matty healy

Singer of the band "The 1975" also one of the sexiest males on the planet.

When a girl looks at a picture of Matty Healy

Girl: Can i get pregnant from this?

by Sabrina ;) March 15, 2014

Matty Healy

Matty Healy is the lead singer of The 1975. The only thing anyone could say to describe him best is that he is an Emo Lord. Matty likes red wine, Truman Capote, and using the word juxtaposition. Most importantly, he is the father to a puppy named Allen Ginsberg Jesus Christ.

"Wow who is that singing? He has a wonderful voice!"
"Oh that's Matty Healy from The 1975!"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 28, 2016

getting minty

to brush your teeth or freshen your breath

Dan is always getting minty before we hang out.

by mangogirl1 January 1, 2012

Minty Bounce

A devastating move involving drinking mint tea while simultaneously jumping up and down.

If he is up for a fight, I may do the minty bounce on him.

by KJBKAFSJB KSFA May 31, 2021

Wrinkled Beef Mitten

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010

Minty jerk

When you use spit as lubrication for your jerk while you are chewing mint gum, which gives you that cool, minty feeling on your dick.

Guy 1: I just had the best minty jerk last night.
Guy 2: I’m not a fan of minty jerks, they make my dick feel too cold.

by Bigtiddygothgf69 October 6, 2018

Matty healy

A rock & roll poet sex god.

He reminds me of matty healy.

by zen May 7, 2015