mibson

a Mibson is someone who will give you a blow job while you eat a sandwich.

Wow that is great sandwich you have may I give you a mibson while you eat it.

by Trent Willis July 5, 2008

Midsophomoreyeardickconfusion

The time in a highschool guy's life where his dick starts getting c0nfuzzled. All of the girls with all the money who used to be hot and in volleyball/swimming and other physical activity, get cars and slowly become more sedentary. Eventually the only exercise they get is getting shit-faced and sucking some dumb jocks dick. While these girls go from plump to hog-beast statuZz. The girls who were nerdy and considered outside the lines of attractive start making ur dick hard. And all the guys who used to be short or fat lose the weight and become better looking and end up fucking the newly-sexified nerd/unpopular girls.

Look in your middle school yearbooks. Make it a fun activity with ur dude friends and talk about gurls that used2 be hot and who are now fat and repulsive. And just to mix it up look @ the girls who used to be ugly/nerdy/socially reclusive/pudgy and who are now boneriffic. Usually the turning point for the 2 groups of females occurs sophomore year which is why I call it Midsophomoreyeardickconfusion.

by UhhPsycho October 19, 2010

Misophonist

Many of us experience some form of misophonia, an extreme intolerance for certain sounds. Nails on a chalkboard is the ultimate example. Or perhaps it's gum smacking, open-mouthed chewing, crunching on ice, or other sounds regularly heard in public. Ugh

she is pretty but , misophonist

by Wolvonique May 23, 2016

misophonia

For people with a condition that some scientists call misophonia, mealtime can be torture. The sounds of other people eating — chewing, chomping, slurping, gurgling — can send them into an instantaneous, blood-boiling rage.

Misophonia, literally "hatred of sound", is a rarely diagnosed neuropsychiatric disorder in which negative emotions (anger, flight, hatred, disgust) are triggered by specific sounds.1 The sounds can be loud or soft.2 The term was coined by American neuroscientists Pawel Jastreboff and Margaret Jastreboff and is sometimes referred to as selective sound sensitivity syndrome.4

by PineappleJuice March 19, 2015

misogynist

A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

Bobby is a misogynist because he calls first-year students "freshmen" instead of "freshpersons".

by Dassh February 8, 2007

MISO

The acronym standing for "my internet shut off!". Used in an intense instant-messaging conversation that ended abruptly.

Pronounced mee-soh, as in the traditional Japanese soup served with tofu.

beBeHdoLL2: baby i miss you! i havent seen you in 4 hours!!
"LiLBbaLLa4LyPhe" signed off at 10:39:02 PM.
"LilBbaLLa4LyPhe" signed on at 10:39:10 PM
beBeHdoLL2: ...
LilBbaLLa4LyPhe: i'm soo sorry babe! miso!

by butterflygangster April 5, 2008

Misogynist

Misogynist: a male person who values the male perspective above all other perspectives

, including the perspective that women are equal to men and therefore do not deserve the same respect as a man.

The contributors of Urban Dictionary are largely misogynist assholes who seek to perpetuate false ideas that degrade the value of women, especially in a sexual manner.

by TreatsRus April 10, 2019