Mistakurbating

v When you mistakenly catch someone masturbating. Often caused by poor choice of place and timing, such as before dinner, at the movies, at school, at work, in the shower when your roommate is waiting and irritated, in a resturant, in a public restroom, in the back seat of a van on a long road-trip, in a park, on or near a playground, during a party, in the waiting room of a clinic for the blind, in an elementary school principal's office, when you sleep in a bunkbed, in a pool, in river with hungry fish, when you come home to a missing plunger and/or bananas, when you forget to close the browser on the family computer, or making the decision at 5:58 when your mom usually gets home at 6:01 (see after school special).

"Man, I am either a master of mistakurbating or our daughter has the worst choice of timing. Or she still hasn't figured it out. Have you seen the sausages?"

True Story,

Our hero goes to a job interview at a big box store in a tuxedo.

The Manager holding back a bellowing laugh, "So, you can tell me the truth. Why did you get fired from your last job?"

The man replies, "I was caught masturbating on my break."

"What?!"

"Ya, I know. That's my free time and I am allowed to do whatever I want on my own time!"

And with that the manager could not resist passing him on to the next department for hiring. True story, no joke.

by cheese_leaves February 10, 2012

Misti Dawn Peterson

Is absolutely beautiful.

She's Misti Dawn Peterson.

by OneMistake November 17, 2020

Hughge Mistake

Lost episode of Johnny Test. Hugh Test enters a store only to shout "I have to whip out my penis!" and then he just massacres everyone in sight. Once done, he just starts to pleasure himself on the floor until he just dies from exhaustion.

Howie - I just watched the lost episode of Johnny test, Hughge Mistake! It was crazy, I came like four times!

Simon - Only four???

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

Rookie Mistake

Trying to steal on Yadier Molina

Did you see Jose Siri try to steal on Yadier Molina? Talk about a rookie mistake

by Yadier Molina Fan 7 April 21, 2021

Mistake

Jake Paul

Person: so what’s your biggest mistake

Jack Paul’s parents: umm...... let’s not take about it

by :):):( November 13, 2018

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

A braindead quote from a braindead minecraft "youtube shortist" who told their braindead fans to spread it all across YouTube.

Cody: "It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨"
Matthew: What the fuck are you saying?

by wrennywrenjywren January 16, 2022

Spilling mistake

When a spell-checker corrects a mistake into a valid word which is different than the one originally intended.

"Make sure your paper has no spling mistakes before submitting" corrected to "Make sure your paper has no spilling mistakes before submitting".

by Urban2K May 11, 2014