Mistache

A serious error made when shaving around a mustache, causing repeated attempts to "even it out" The result is an ever shrinking amount of mustache remaining.

Hey man, what happened to your face?
Ah, I was in a hurry while shaving this morning, and had a near fatal mistache. Does it show much?
Dude, theres hardly anything left!

by old school 53 November 22, 2009

Mustachole

A guy who is growing a mustache but clearly has no business, as it's patchy, uneven, or just fucking ugly. Usually a hipster.

I hooked up with a mustachole last night. Filled with regrets.

by BoxJohnson September 15, 2012

mustacio

A title or nick name given to a man who gain popularity after gaining mustache

That man is a mustacio

by LowryX March 17, 2015

mustashio

its like if you have facial hair that is the main part of your personality

awe man I wish I could Grow out my beard like mustashio

by Kitteh Mutha Fukka December 7, 2016

pistachio sex

when you’re both under the covers while having sex but the person on the bottom has just their head sticking out

“hey paul how was your night?”
“it was amazing, me and stacey had pistachio sex!”

by sexybottom121 April 22, 2021

hot pistachio

When you take a mans nut and put it in the microwave and drink it

Did your gir like that hot pistachio

by Bigdickbitches November 21, 2017

National Pistachio Day

National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!

National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023