Mustache Denial

A person's lack of acknowledgment that they have excess facial hair above the lip area and require a shave.

Munam is in serious mustache denial.

by Poormansalmanac April 28, 2010

Denver Mustache

This is the substance you see stuck to someone's upper lip and cheeks after they vomit hard. It is named as such due to its resemblance to a Denver omelette.

Dude, did you see Sarah after she yakked?

I know, total Denver Mustache.

by JonnyDenver June 19, 2010

Mustache rub

When a man tickles the womans pussy with his mustache

"I gave my wife a mean mustache rub when I was going down on her."

by Alsexx February 20, 2009

Dante Mustachio

After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"

She never talked to me again after she was Dante Mustachio.

by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010

Mustache De Mayo

Invented in 2007 by a group of co-workers from the western Chicago Suburb of Wood Dale, IL, Mustache De Mayo is often abbreviated to "MDM". Mustache De Mayo is a celebration of May 5th by proudly displaying hair on your upper lip for just one day. To achieve the maximum unveiling of the mustache, a full beard or goatee must be grown in advance. Most often than not the MDM participant will create a persona and dress up in a fashion that suits the "stache".

Mike: Hey did you see Carl's molestache this morning?!?!
Evan: Yup, It's Mustache De Mayo again!

by EpiSCOPE May 5, 2010

mustachurbate

(verb), mustachurbated, mustachurbating
1: To masturbate with hair covering your face, particularly in the shape of a mustache

2: The act of masturbating onto a mustache

3: To masturbate while receiving head from someone with a mustache

I forgot to put a hair-tie in when I wanted to fap, so my hair covered my face and I had to mustachurbate.

by nicky7282 June 25, 2016

Stink Mustache

The stink mustache is the result of a dirty sanchez, manual sanchez or any other form of shit-to-upper-lip application. It is the actual smell carried around just under the nose until some way can be found to clean it off.

Hey man, what's the matter?

That bastard just manual sanchezed me and now I have this Stink Mustache I can't get rid of!

by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006