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minivan

Modern: A typical soccermom van. FWD Taller and bigger than a station wagon, but still drives like a car. Usually front wheel drive, these vans are designed to hold as much junk and kids as possible. They also get VERY dirty on the outside and inside, as the kids and their mum typically don't give two craps about keeping cars in decent shape.

Classic: A more of a guy's vehicle. RWD These are smaller than today's minivans, and are closer to a Truck/SUV. They are also designed to hold more cargo and people, but look much nicer when kept in good condition (you may come accross a hooptie once in a while). Due to being more powerful, they can be used to haul trailers.
Modern: I stepped into the minivan and found a carpet of crumbs, wrappers, and broken iPhones on the floor.

Modern: Joe came to round up the guys in his minivan, which we found to be clean and not embarrassing to be seen in.
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minivan

when you give your girl two (fingers) in the front and five in the rear
william gave his girlfriend a minivan last night during sex
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Minivan Masher

A slur for aggressive or violent transgender individuals.
She was so mad on those pills she took his steering wheel and smashed that minivan. What a minivan masher!
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To buy my mom a minivan

A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.
Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"

Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*
by TheLord007 July 13, 2021
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minidick

A mini size dick for smaller people
I do not have a minidick
by KU4EVER February 5, 2007
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Minidump

a small ball of brown; less than a normal stinker quantity
"Hey marg, you weren't in the bathroom very long. I thought you had to take a shit?"

"No, it was just a minidump."
by Margery Stewart Baxter March 12, 2008
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Minidu

Youre a minidu
by DHWKZHDLEOEN August 29, 2020
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