minge muncher

woman who likes to give oral pleasure to other women

she is a minge muncher

by beernshag October 3, 2003

Minge Twinge

When a girl contracts her groin for pleasure

I just just minge twinged when your brother walked past. Sorry, that's pretty awkward..... do you have a tissue?

by VIPizzle April 21, 2011

Gormless Minger

It means you are most likely dumb and ugly but mostly used as an insult in cod lobbies

Tj: You fucking gormless minger
Soup: Oh n o way bro same

by TJHIJINX August 28, 2021

minge vase

A highly ornate bone china vessel for catching and disposing of the clippings of a trimmed or sheared hairy muff. Origin traced back to the Minge Dynasty (1660-1979) where every female had a hairy snooch and Wooly Mammoths roamed the lands.

That is my prized minge vase circa 1969. It is a collector's item.Antiques Road Show appraised it at $700

by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011

Minge Pie

A mouthful of minge.

Her husband couldn't get enough minge pie.

by Edna Sweetlove September 19, 2010

Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt

Where by a female is too fat to wipe their arse in the conventional manner e.g. front to back. Therefore they have to wipe from the back to the front, leaving faecal residue in the minge, hence Shitty Minge.

A fat persons arms are too short, in relation to the circumference of their arse, to wipe their arse normally leading to them doing it through their legs and thus creating a Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt

by Joe Newbold May 7, 2007

mingeringo

adj - pretty fucking minging
noun - the top minger in the world

Mother, your onion gravy is simply mingeringo.
There goes Mr Rooney, he is Mingeringo.

by Erich ULner October 17, 2006