44 millimeter

When you think too much about your attractive teacher or Donald Trump and get a massive eSHREKtionwhen you have 3 minutes of class left and can't find a solution.

Mom-hey Danny what did you do today?
Danny-got a 44 millimeter.
Mom-oh...."calls an orphanage.

by simple man trump June 27, 2016

One Millimeter Defeater

One Millimeter Defeater is another word for a teeny tiny smaller than a shrimp sized Schlong.

Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.

by chunky-monkey267 August 16, 2025

one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

by Michellers February 23, 2009

millipeter

the term used for a male with a penis that is exactly one millimeter in length

"hey arnold, wanna sit on my millipeter?"

by RICHARD CAMPOS May 15, 2004

Milliterally

adverb. To use the word "literally" in a figurative way, removing its usefulness at providing clarity in matters of discerning hyperbole from reality. And you thought Gen X was hot for irony.

"She literally used the word "literally"Milliterally in a sentence."
"You mean she used it figuratively, don't you?
"Who the hell knows?"

by Profundis January 12, 2018

zillimeter

Too small to be measured. The shortest distance between two objects without them touching. Syn: C### Hair

Chuck's measurement was off by just a zillimeter

by Railcarman July 22, 2018

Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

by Torlo September 30, 2019