Skip to main content
Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."
Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.
by QuacksO September 19, 2018
mugGet the Sometime in the next millennium... mug.

Distorted Millennium

An alternate universe split between two branches, The main universe being the Iron Assault map, Which takes place in 2000 after artificial intelligence completely takes the millennium by storm by forever changing the borders of the world,
and Distorted Millennium: Winter Night, which has two sub-branches and is a universe based around what if no one won the Cold War in terms of actual victors. These sub-branches are key parts of Winter Night's lore and follow the story from before 1991 to the start of 2000, these being Crumbling Dreams, the implied start of the Winter Night in this alternate history branch, and Heat Death, the completely altered world down to just 80+ nations by the start of 2000. The world might be doomed to being left under the jackboot of the Soviet collapse domino effect.. Unless they manage to reunify
Man, I can't wait to play the Age of History 2 mod "Distorted Millennium: Winter Night" !
by GammaEpsilonRhoTau December 20, 2023
mugGet the Distorted Millennium mug.

Millennium

Person A: "I just got the Backstreet Boys' new album, Millennium!"
Person B: "Lucky."
mugGet the Millennium mug.

millennium

how old yo mama is
(1000 years old)
my house is a millennium years old
by mini golf master March 3, 2021
mugGet the millennium mug.

Millennium Dawn

A fast way to shut off your computer, branded as a Hearts of Iron IV mod.
"My power button doesn't work, maybe I'll try loading up Millennium Dawn"
by PanzerInt January 12, 2024
mugGet the Millennium Dawn mug.

Millennium Falcon

A piece of junk that needs to be blown out of the sky, according to Kylo Ren.
Millennium Falcon: *exists*
Kylo Ren: BLOW THAT PIECE OF JUNK OUT OF THE SKY!
by Flatblok71 June 21, 2020
mugGet the Millennium Falcon mug.

millennium falcon punch

A move where you drive the millennium falcon into something
See that! I just won a game of Star Wars Battlefront with my millennium falcon punch skills!
by lolmaster444 March 16, 2020
mugGet the millennium falcon punch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email