Mufflehead

Any person who attempts to laugh or talk while also having a mouthful of penis.

I cannot watch this show anymore. Wayne Brady is such a mufflehead.

by Minnesota Man October 31, 2011

wonder mifflin

noun. The curious, hard-to-define person at the office. Related to the act of naming all the people you work with to match people from NBC's "The Office." There are Jims, Angelas, Stanleys, Dwights, etc. And then .... you get to one you can't place -- that's the wonder mifflin.

Frank's a hard one. He collects knives so I want to go Dwight, but he's also really nice and has a good record collection. Total wonder mifflin.

by jberkj January 18, 2011

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

bread muffler

Stuffing a piece of bread in someones mouth while commiting anal rape to keep them quiet.

Tim used the bread muffler on his cell mate David, to keep him quiet so he could ass rape him.

by Jason (r.f) August 30, 2005

Nut Muffler

An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.

Dude, that is a nice nut muffler you are growing there.

by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008

Queef Muffler

A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent.

She was wearing a queef muffler so as to not be embarassed on her date

by jards nella llea January 14, 2009

Fart Muffler

A dick so long and thick that when you sit, it tucks under your butthole thereby muffling the sound of your own fart.

While in the weekly Wednesday meeting, Travis was thankful for his big ole Fart Muffler because no one was able to tell it was he who in fact, dealt it.

by Pot sticks June 7, 2022