midwest fisherman 

The Midwest fisherman is an advancement on the fish hook, and the double fish hook. While doing your female doggy style, insert 2 fingers curled like a hook into each cheek replicating a fish being hooked and pull back while making a motor boating sound. This maneuver is best attempted while ejaculating. If you attempt it too early you might anger your partner and not get your load off. Happy fishing!!! and Hook um hard!!!

I was about to cum so I gave her the Midwest fisherman and motor boated as loud as I could!

midwest fisherman by Irish Duece March 24, 2009

midwest movement 

A social organization that is promoting the midwest and sweeping the nation. (The east, west, and south get plenty of attention, it is now our turn up top baby!)

It's the movement, ya heard!?!?
Midwest movement, get used to it.
Midwest movement, who's comin with?

midwest movement by Evan January 18, 2004

Midwest Fog Monster

Farting while walking

It is so crowded in here that no one knows where the midwest fog monster can from.

Midwest Fog Monster by McSaltyMJ March 20, 2010

midwest goodbye 

SOME LONG A*S GOODBYE, ISTG IT TAKES A WEEK

Mike: where is john?
Jeremy: he is giving a Midwest goodbye to his family

midwest goodbye by Some Italian immigrant December 19, 2021

Midwest Chopper 

A Rapper from the midwest capable of rapping at high speeds/flows.

Wow. Tech N9ne is one hell of a Midwest Chopper!

Midwest Chopper by TeccaN9na April 13, 2010

Midwest Date 

A date centered around a particularly Midwestern activity. Like 'Yote Huntin', deer driving or perhaps a rousing ride in the harvester combine with your significant other.

ex.1
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"

ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"

ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"

Midwest Date by The1dietrich January 18, 2013

Midwest Water Torture

The process in which the receiver of an inverted face fuck is repeatedly slapped in the forehead by a slobbery, slimy scrotum.

Melinda was cool with the idea of face fucking, until the Midwest Water Torture began.

Midwest Water Torture by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017