king midas in reverse

an ancient hollies song about a person whose fortune/s turn to poo!

the last few years have been truly king midas in reverse for me!

by michael foolsley February 5, 2010

Midas Bitch

Someone who is a gold digger, or using someone for money or other goods.
A guy can be known as a midas bastard

There goes that midas bitch (in reference to a young woman with an unattractive older rich man.)
"Hey Sweetie ; ), I really like this Cartier bracelet. WIll you buy it for me?"
"Why all r datez we have to go to Cartier, u a midas bitch!"

by Tara and Rachel May 24, 2008

midwasted

Awesome people being awesome, doing awesome stuff. A person tipcally hailing from the midwest, or just parties with people in the midwest. Its about being wasted in the midwest. However you can be straight edge and be midwested... but only if you are super awesome.

(speaking about a group of awesome drunk people.) Man, those kids sure are midwasted!

by jill w.k. August 24, 2006

madrasi

A generic term used to refer to all people from south india, and not just people actually from Madras/Chennai the city.

Guy1: Did you see Rajesh slurping on rice and sambhar with his hands? At one point he was even licking his elbows!
Guy2: Haha yeah, he is a true madrasi.

Guy1: Hey Rajesh, you are such a madrasi.
Rajesh (taking offence): I am actually Gult/Mallu/Kannadiga/Tamil.
Guy1: Nobody cares.

by renseignement November 9, 2017

midrangesniper

Everyone's worst nightmare, the most highly skilled warriors in the universe. The qualifications to become one are so high that there are rumored to be only two or three midrangesnipers in existence. A midrangesniper is capable of annihilating any enemy known to man, but the midrangesniper's main enemy are the Servants of Nubcore, or, nubcoreservants.

**Playing Battlefield 2142**

ShiTz0r_21: OmG ShiT DoOd ThAt midrangesniper GuY JuSt DeFeatEd OuuR EnTiRe TiTan DeFenSe AnD BleW OuR Core... On his OwN!11!!!! ZoMfG1!!

l33t-Sniper_67: Yeah he does that every map... **yawn**

goonslayer: i'm inbred

ShiTz0r_21: LoL

by Midrangesniper #1 January 15, 2007

The Midas Touch

A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.

Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?

Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!

Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.

by TheGestaltist June 19, 2014

midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on

"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"

by insizlane December 9, 2008