Cabell Midland

A school with one heck of a quiz bowl team that never wins anymore because they are too afraid to push a little red button.

When was the last time Cabell Midland won?

by Generalissimo Katiekinz January 31, 2009

West Midlands

Full of roadmen And chavs and all of the stabbings are there

Roadman: wagwan fam I’m from the West Midlands init

by A soft cock September 27, 2020

Midland

Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.

person 1: Hey what should we do tonight? I'm so bored.
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!

person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.

person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.

MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by ilovemidland November 1, 2012

Midland Texas

The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.

Someone: hey lets go to Midland Texas.

Someone else: nah its boring as shit over there

by Abell student February 27, 2011

Midland mudslide

when a redneck is having sexual intercourse with a girl and has dip in his mouth and as he is cumming spits the dip juice on her back with his cum and mixes it togther

you want to midland mudslide with me gurl

by central football 5 July 8, 2011

Molandered

When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.

Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.

by Senior Icehog May 1, 2023

midlands

The Midlands -
1. A fictional place in Britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. Re-named to Birmingham to disguise its poor identity and reputation. This didn't work

''I'm from the Midlands''

''You mean you're from Birmingham''

''Yes''

''Poor Sod''

by Nutter_Systems September 2, 2005