microblading

When you stick a butter knife in your genitalia (usually male) and twist.

"Man, I caught Jimmy Neutron microblading in his room last night.

by d4ddyl0ngl3gs November 14, 2017

MicroWarehouse

a job environment or workplace which employs over-qualified personel at high wages only to give paycuts shortly after. Once employed there you are required to brown-nose and lick ass to avoid being terminated. Even brown-nosers and ass lickers are not safe from termination because MicroWarehouse is notorious for performing random layoffs for no apparent reason. After a full shift of work in an environment such as this, most people begin to feel suicidal tendencies setting in.
(see: Office Space)

I was in a good mood until I got to MicroWarehouse, now that my shift is half way over I have a strong urge to hurt myself or someone else.

by Oh Canada July 6, 2003

Microbeast

A microbeast is a funny, talented, good looking, sexy, amazing, loved, creative, unique person who is almost perfect and a really good, caring, sensitive and kind friend. Basically, the person everyone wants to be :D

Dude she's freakin awesome!
I know! She's such a microbeast!

by Ilike,OLDMOVIES May 14, 2012

Microheart

When an emotionally stunted person has insecurities that make them impossible to date or be friends with.

"I broke up with Jason because of his microheart. He whined about everything and was too insecure to even dance with me."

"That dude has a microheart. He's always complaining about how no one is nice to him even though he's a total jackass to everyone."

by zenstoner July 10, 2024

Microbeall

A tiny, seemingly insignificant component, the absence of which renders something useless.

The tiny screw didn't seem important, but it was the microbeall.

by Nuggets_stegguN June 27, 2025

microbenzing

1.The state of which one person is intimate with another person, yet they are confused as to whether or not they are truly together 2. The state of which two people are loosely together, but not entirely

yeah, we've been microbenzing on and off for about three weeks now... I'm getting confused

by (Cocoa(((~~~ August 30, 2005

Microfeature

A feature film made on a very limited budget, usually with the use of consumer equipment and non-actors.

Moviegoer 1: "What'd you think of that latest microfeature to gross $100 million at the box office?"

Moviegoer 2: "Not bad considering the dude shot it in his fucking sock drawer with an iPhone!"

by MyTDux March 10, 2011