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Microsoft 

Microsoft is a system developer. They create Windows operating systems.
I’m going to the Microsoft store to buy a computer!
Microsoft by LonnieHarperLHC July 8, 2018

Microsoft 

big chunk of fuckin spyware on your computer
Me: All right, I've turned my laptop camera off!
Microsoft: That's what you fucking think
Microsoft by EngineerGaming April 7, 2021

Microsoft 

An evil organization bent on controlling everyone in the world to make Bill Gates richer. They are responsible for shelling out the horrible video game console, the Xbox, ehich sucks worse than any NeoGeo console. Their e-mail services known as hotmail, and their communication services are the worst services in the world when compared to Yahoo or AOL.
Ugh, this Microsoft Messenger is frustrating the hell out of me.
Microsoft by Logical Thinker September 6, 2005

Microsoft 

A company that doesn't care if their product is good or not.

Ironically, the DOJ and 19 states sued Microsoft for illegally bundling Internet Explorer with Windows 98 and the DOJ still used IE. That's how Microsoft is.
Microsoft "Wow! This OS is amazing!"

Steve "Wow! This OS is crap!"
Microsoft by IAmNotSashaFierce March 11, 2010

Microsoft 

Microsoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )
Microsoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!

let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.

Bill is a bad boy
Microsoft by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006

Microsoft 

Nuke Targert Of many places around the world!
There are 2,036 Nuke targeted at microsoft!
Microsoft by MeDude September 4, 2005
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