matouch

definice toho být špatnej

your friends play inferno tower to counter minion horde

"omg, you play like matouch"

by zivoucilegenda May 31, 2021

metooed

publicly denounced by (#meetoo)

If Ellen was a man she would have been metooed

by SonYaya October 29, 2019

metoxen

Surname of Native American Origin particularly in the Oneida Tribe of Indians.

Damn, the Metoxens are doin big things and it pisses me off cause im a hater.

by dondada March 14, 2008

metool

Annoying little hardhat guy from the Megaman games who can't be hit except when he raises his hat... but that's when he shoots! He's best avoided. AKA met, hardhat. Related to Sniper Joe. NOT related to Metroid.

Why doesn't Dr. Wily build all his robots out of metool hat metal? (aka metooloy)

by Ed Kolis February 14, 2004

Methuen Girl

A girl that can be one of two things:
1.) The most amazing, sexiest piece of gold you'll ever get. A complete daisy duke.

2.) The sluttiest, bitchiest gold digger you know, who smoke marijuana and likes to fight smaller girls in order to look cool.

1.) Megan Foxx is incredible. She could be a methuen girl.

2.) Bret: That girl looks like a slut. I think imma try her

DJ: Yo, stay away from her, she's a class two methuen girl.

by 420@420@420 November 12, 2011

Methuen High School

Methuen High School is one of the most fucked up high schools in existence. 90% of the students are either smoking during school, or posting on Facebook about their many bugouts and how they "got so muthafuckin high last night." The students there even have sex in the fucking band room. The principle walked in on them, and only God fucking knows what happened to those dumbass cunts. No one likes it there, and nobody gives two fucks about their grades. Students walk around the hallways flipping teachers off and telling them to "go fuck themselves." The food there looks worse than the shit you could find in a garbage can. And apparently one of the principles is allergic to weed, so if you want to be a dick and smoke it in the hallway, he'll get a rash when he walks by you, and your retarded-ass self will have a one way trip to a five day vacation at your house.

fucked up bugout dipshits MHS Methuen High School

by Some Turd November 30, 2011

metuchen

A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.

Metuchen? Oh yea, I passed your exit on the parkway once.

by tom January 12, 2004