Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!
by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011
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Worker: OK should I use the forklift?
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by IL4DD November 3, 2017
Get the message to garcia mug.A phrase coined by Colin Lane in an episode of 'The Adventures of Lano and Woodley'. Used to describe the biggest bellywhacker imaginable.
"Oooh! It is the MESSIAH of bellywhackers!"
by Alex7 June 1, 2007
Get the the messiah of bellywhackers mug.Either an answered call, voice mail message, or text message that has been made from a person's pocket. You might here an interesting conversation, your friend singing horribly to a song in their car, or just the sound of their pocket. Without a lock on your phone's keyboard, this might happen often.
You get a call from someone you haven't spoken to in years only to find out that they still don't want to talk to you because their phone dialed your number on accident, and as a result, you get a "pocket message", hearing the ruffle of their walk, or a conversation they are having with someone else.
by SeattleGirl10 March 1, 2010
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Get the Kratos Messi mug.During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.
by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013
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