Zack Merrick

The cutest/sexiest bassist ever! He plays for All Time Low and has a rockin' body. He doesn't talk much, but we all wish he wasn't so shy because he really is amazing. Skateboards reallly great, likes photography, and can play guitar with no pick! <3 Attractive, talented, and charming what more could you ask for?

PERSON "A"--Omg I met Zack Merrick from All Time Low!
PERSON "B"-- NOWAY! You mean the boy who's an amazing bassist, and has one sexy body?!
PERSON "A"-- DUH! who else?!

by atlfan<3 January 23, 2011

merrising

The act of being a fur wearing leech, that sucks life out of any fun situation.

When a man is owned like a cheap piece of furniture.

Good god. That girl is merrising so hard core! lets go somewhere else.

No, he cant come out tonight he is merrising.

I'm sorry about that guys I was merrising bad.

by cammel jockey November 20, 2011

mernicorn

A species that is half mermaid and half unicorn

That mernicorn has a tail and a horn!

Mernicorns are a disgrace to mermaids and unicorns.

by Mernicorn Noor December 19, 2012

Mermicide

Mermaid genocide.

Sam just killed all the mermaids shish-kebab style. Mermicide II.... Up to 8 years in a federal penetentary.

by Mermaid_Princess July 27, 2013

Tebow Metrics

When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.

For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.

by GatorBone November 18, 2011

metric time

Used jokingly to refer to confusions that usually arise over multiple systems of measurement.

Bob: It won't take longer than half an hour.
Bill: Is that in metric time?

by HisModusness July 12, 2009

the metric system

A system of measurement used worldwide that would be completely unknown to American's if we didn't buy drugs.

Drugs have taught a whole generation of kids the metric system.

by The Devil's Mistress July 20, 2005