Maritime Goggles

A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.

Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."

if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05

by MSA6219 October 2, 2009

meitantei

Japanese term meaning great detective

I love watching Meitantei Konan.

by Conan-kun November 5, 2015

Meither

1. To be bothersome.
2. Keep Pestering

Origin: Lancashire, UK

Shurrup wiv yer meithering!

Pronounced: (mI-ther) accent on the long I.

by Cbass July 31, 2003

Melitza

A beautiful, kind-hearted talented young lady. Her presence can light up a room faster than she can kick somebody's ass. Don't be fooled she may act like a badass but she's a sweetheart.

That girl is a very gorgeous Melitza.

by JayJaywaffle February 12, 2014

Meditweetate

tweets that are like daily reminders for yourself, like food for thought, just random thoughts about yourself that you think others could learn from

my tweets are more like my own daily reminder, food for thought. *meditweetates*

by ItsYaHomeboy December 2, 2011

Poop meitiner

A man who digests poop either nasally or orally

Poop meitiner:Bro I jus snorted 6gs of poop in the bath

by Harry wanna March 30, 2019

Melita

Melita is a bubbly and crazy girl . She has her ups and downs but if u stick with her your in for a hella good time . She likes to bring postive vibes everywhere with her. All the guys want her and all the girls want to be here. Her eyes are just goals . She loves her friends and family and will always put them first . If you ever meet a melita dont let her go

That sexy girl over there what her name?

Oh her .... thats melita shes crazy

by Brozziebird678 April 5, 2018