accoutre-merde

Get your shit together - en francais

Dad: Honey, assemble your belongings, we need to leave.
Daughter: What?
Dad: S'il vous plais, accoutre-merde! Tout suit, mon petite dejuener!
Daughter: Oh, ok, I'll get ready to leave right now...

by Sketchy the Benz April 15, 2008

Mereway

complete shithole, defines the worst school eva, but we love it!!!!!
yer sez n spin baby xxx

cum c 4 ya self, northampton!

by sez November 24, 2003

mange merde

Defender of freedom. Educator of the uninformed.

Mange merde taught the French the definition of liberty but unfortunately they didn't listen.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

mange merde

right wing loonie paederast; pseudointellectual boner of young bois

That mage merde sure is a homotron, huh

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Merde-o-graphic

(Adjective, sometimes exclamation) When something is going wrong, though not sufficiently wrong as to render the user of the word/phrase incapable of speaking.
Of multi-lingual origin, formed in the most peculiar possible fashion, using the old French word merde (Literal transltation = Shit/bloody hell) and "graphic" (possibly referring to graphic violence, with the letter "o" in the centre of the word for good measure

NOTE: original spelling uses hyphenation, thus it is advisable to use it when using the word.

Ship is sinking, person then states, "well, this is merde-o-graphic, the ship's sinking, there's no life-boats left and I can't swim."

by AwkOS V2*72 July 30, 2010

merder

a type of insane muderer who kills with a meathook or a wooden pole

john is a merderic and will be sent to a insane new home

by kingofsin666 April 1, 2007

Merde

Slang reference to the notorious Jack Merde, Indiana's infamous gonzo journalist whose misadventures were chronicled by street magazines across the U.S. in the 70s and 80s via the Alternative Press Syndicate.

"Merde, you idiot! Where's that story you were supposed to have on my desk an hour ago? Are you stoned again??"

by Donald Berry March 8, 2009