merzak

A person with this last name probably teaches french in morocco at a school called gwa

Oh look, theres mdme.Merzak over there!

by anonymous November 24, 2021

merb nerbler

A merb ,straight or gay who gobbles the knob(s) of as many cocks as it can find in the immediate area. They swallow semen with the glee and excitement of someone who has just won the lottery.

Your brother is a real merb nerbler. He just sucked off the entire swim team and is out looking for more.

by Willie shaverpus February 17, 2023

Morbzillion

Thats how many tickets the movie Morbius has sold, the amount is so large that its incomprehensible for the human mind to understand.

Have you heard Morbius has sold a Morbzillion tickets?

by Sinji May 2, 2022

Merz

Pimp-One who likes the company of many "bitches" ant. skanksta

Cory Merz of Cass City, Michigan United States

by Billy Bass October 27, 2003

Merb

The noise a baby turtle makes.

When the turtle felt threatened, he let out a high-pitched "Merb"

by That-Random-Teen April 13, 2015

Merby

The common term used to describe men playing a sport typically attributed to female athletes, Roller Derby. Competitively similar, the primary difference between Merby and Derby is the way men hit compared to women. Women carry their weight lower in their hips, so hits against opposing players typically utilize momentum from the hips to contact. As men traditionally carry more of their weight in their shoulders, the resulting hit comes from a different point of impact: The shoulders. The resulting hits are potentially heavier, but also more likely to knock off balance both the blocker initiating contact, as well as the blocker receiving contact.

Question: "I went to a Derby bout this weekend. Do you think they will start a Merby league soon?"

Answer: "Possibly, but will the men be wearing fishnets?"

by DerbyLove August 25, 2011

mertz

1. a word which can be used in any form (noun, verb, adj. etc.) to describe anything negative.

2. Shit, Filth, dirty: can be used interchangably with any negative word, most commonly replaces shit.

3. PILE O' MERTZ: Pile of shit, mertz of shit, mertz of mertz

use interchangebly with SMERTZ

Fuck, i just stepped in a pile o' mertz!

I gotta go take a huge mertz.

I drank way too much last night and just smertzed all over the place.

by pile'o'smertz July 20, 2008