Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.

Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?

by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017

Melaki

Melaki is the type of person that can be extremely homosexual and irritating most of the time, but manages to keep those traits hidden. He can be nice to close friends, but the majority of the time people get disappointed when he shows up to a party.

Guy 1: Hey! Are you going to Sarah’s party?
Guy 2: Yea but i might dip as soon as Melaki shows up, i don’t want my dick to get snatched.

Guy 1: Good idea!

by Go July 30, 2019

merkis

noun: A merkis is a postiche that protects the upper anal region more specifically your 'crack,' sphincter, and buttocks from the harsh elements of day to day life. Generally only worn by village people impersonators and baby eskimos to keep their baby hineys warm.

derived from the English word, merkin, meaning pubic postiche.

That Frat Bunn is such a big gay merkis!

Look at that baby eskimos hiney! It's got a merkis!

God dammit PJ! It smells like hot merkis duck butter in here!

by DizzleNizzle Fist Pump February 8, 2010

merkin

imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly

by tim May 22, 2003

meraviglia

Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy. This girl is hilarious and will will charm boys with her sass, and is extremely beautiful and has a huge heart. She is always willing to take care of her friends, and is very loyal to the ones she truly cares about.

Mm hmm *snap* *snap* that's Meraviglia.

by harrypotterpuppetpals March 27, 2016

Merak

An amazing, sweet guy that is very good boyfriend material. He will love you for who you are and for forever, highly suggest letting this man into your life

Wow, Merak is so sweet :)

by uyfjkjdlidhjsjkd July 23, 2020

Merari G

Merari is a fun loving person. She is her own personality. She walks in the room and all the eyes on her she's so beautiful. Some people say she's a Heather. She has a great sense of humor and loves art and probably Harry Potter. Her favorite actor of all time is Tom Felton. They tend to have hair like narcissa but it's usually a little darker. They're amazing dancers . Merari's can be a little crazy sometimes when it comes to taking care of their best friends, and family. Overall Maria is a great person and word of advice never make them upset.

Girl 1"Merrari G is my best friend and I go to dance with her"
Girl 2 " you could dance with Merari G I heard she's really good."

by Natty619 May 12, 2021