Selfish, inconsiderate, shallow creatures that have no idea how to keep their genitals in their pants. They think that the world revolves around their penis, and will basically have sex with anything in a skirt. Also extremely stupid and gullible, men idolise (and masturbate over) slutty models / porn stars / actresses, thinking that these ''beautiful'' women look like that naturally. They go on about how (insert celebrity name here) is ''so bangable,'' etc not knowing this woman is probably a hideous bag of lumpy skin underneath all that airbrushing and caked off makeup, which you could only take off with a powerdrill.
by Rozalyn September 22, 2006
Get the Menmug. 1. The inferior gender of the human race. And, with enough technological advancements, they will be rendered obsolete in the human reproductive process because the female eggs will be able to be transformed into "pseudosperm". (This has already been tested on mice, producing a fair amount of success).
2. The approximate half of the human population that acts like dogs. And therefore, should be treated like dogs. (Ex: removal of all reproductive organs)
2. The approximate half of the human population that acts like dogs. And therefore, should be treated like dogs. (Ex: removal of all reproductive organs)
1. Men are useless. Except for that long, dangly thing between their legs, which can be mass produced and purchased in a variety of colors anyway. So, yes, men are useless.
2. I just got my husband castrated.
2. I just got my husband castrated.
by Silverflames7 August 27, 2005
Get the menmug. The plural form of man . That's it. We aren't necessarily pigs though I am not going to defend us with a not all men statement. Why? Because I don't want to sound like an asshole.
Men... we're okay.
by Sam_han_tha April 22, 2018
Get the Menmug. Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now....
I never looked at it this way before:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND...
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS terectomy
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN??
I never looked at it this way before:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND...
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS terectomy
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN??
by off'with'the'fairies. October 9, 2011
Get the Menmug. 
GIA: what are they like?
LEIGHTON: men.
GIA: oh -so not that great?
LEIGHTON: well yes, actually. but i meant to type “meh”
LEIGHTON: men.
GIA: oh -so not that great?
LEIGHTON: well yes, actually. but i meant to type “meh”
by idtst June 2, 2018
Get the menmug. Sharon " ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES, FUCKING BURN THEM ALL PLEASE!!!!"
Tamara "But Sharon, they're human beings?"
Tamara "But Sharon, they're human beings?"
by notstr8 February 3, 2019
Get the menmug.