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merkeling

Jumping up to play the righteous moral hero, but actually just really screwing things up.
Angie saw two hungry wolves enter a chicken coop and proceeded to kill the cute hens and chicks. "I'll save you!" she said, as she threw a hand grenade at the wolves. Mommy told Angie to stop merkeling, and come back inside before she could do any damage.

Angie and her family got lost in the big city. A poor homeless man approached her and asked her for money. Angie imagined herself to be a wise, heroic princess, giving away her kingdom's riches to make things great. While her mom was arguing with her dad about whose fault it was for getting lost, Angie took mom's purse and gave it to the homeless man. The man promptly thanked Angie and then ran off. Mom and dad yelled at Angie, "your merkeling fantasies really screwed things up for us this time!"
by ThisIsNotReallyMyName September 9, 2016
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Site Modeling

Site Modeling is when people, usually attention whores, emos, and/or skanks, take pictures of themselves then send them in to a website that hosts SM pics.
Most SM sites have models so the girls can be discovered. These are the BEST sites.
Other SM sites just have models to judge the pretty/hot ones. These SM sites are usually hosted on facebook and myspace. Girls on these sites just want compliments, attention and to be discovered. But be serious, no photographer wants to do a shoot with some slut with her bleach blonde hair up in a messy bun and pounds of makeup on. These girls are not fit for being models.
Real site models are naturally gorgeous girls who are truly passionate about SMing. If a great model plays her cards right, someone from a magazine might see her photos and give her the big break she deserves.
Emos love SMing. It gives the girls a chance to see whos the best scene queen of the site. They want attention and sympathy for the 700 photos of their cuts. The only boys you will ever see on a SM site are most likely emos. Don't bother; they do NOT want to date you. Being hot boys that SM, they get a lot of attention from desperate girls. Leave them alone.
Watch out for X rated SM sites, their models post nude pictures. These are usually wannabe pornstars who just want to see boys drool over them.
So some sites are good, others are bad. Some girls are good, others are bad. It's easy to tell which is which, but good luck anyway.
-I just got accepted into that Site Modeling company!!!
-I am the sexiest Site Model on the entire page. My name is ~x~SuPeRsExYyYnAkEdBlOnDe~x~
-Did you hear about that Site Model? Yeah, she got discovered by a popular magazine!
-Hi, my name is Bloody Mary Jane and I love being an emo Site Model
-WHOAH! Caity Cat's new photo on that Site Modeling website is HOT!
by laurcait January 11, 2012
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Mendingo

He is the strongest and greatest man you'll ever meet. He has a smile that lights up any room. He is smart and funny. Loves with all his heart. He will protect with all he strength. He always puts others needs before his own. The best friend and significant other out there. There is no better man than a mendingo. He loving,loyal,kind,smart and sexy. He has a very attractive look and personality. If you have a mendingo you are the luckiest girl alive. He is a hero.
There's mendingo, he's perfect.
by Violet08 June 24, 2016
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thong modeling

Posing, professionally or not, in a thong bathing suit or underwear.
After stripping to my thong, my partner insisted that I do a little thong modeling for her friends in the sitting room.
by sasgon October 13, 2008
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Blended Modeling

When you are at home with both Singapore’s bar model method and stack model method that you know which problem-solving visualization strategy is more suitable to solve certain types of word problems.
It’s an open secret that most Singapore math educators or coaches are ill-equipped to handle blended modeling—most are familiar with bar modeling, but few are fluent with the more intuitive stack modeling, in tackling brain-unfriendly math questions.
by MathPlus November 1, 2021
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meandering

Wandering around aimlessly, looking for nothing, in a funk, in another world mentally
He meandered around the lake cottage in a fog. He walked in circles, meandering in a daze, when he heard the news of his sister's death.
by myra jane nelson January 12, 2010
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manderling

Its A Word Shouted Out To Break The Silence Of Any Tense Moment
*You Find Out One Of Your Friends Is A Secret Pedo And Is Goin Out With A 14yr Old*
ARE YOU A MANDERLING MOUSE?!?!
by bekki August 14, 2004
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