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The face a person (usually a woman) has that suggests that they might be going through a menopause. They look/act grumpy, as if they are about to commit a 187, but in reality it's just their neutral expression.
The face a person (usually a woman) has that suggests that they might be going through a menopause. They look/act grumpy, as if they are about to commit a 187, but in reality it's just their neutral expression.
Me: Gee Keryl, why does your mom look like Scarface himself?
Keryl: No worries, she's fine. She's just fallen victim of Menopauseface.
Keryl: No worries, she's fine. She's just fallen victim of Menopauseface.
by Fearnoid April 20, 2016
Get the menopauseface mug.I am also delighted to meet a fellow creative type. Creative ideas are like ovary eggs...you are born with a number of them and they are release over time throughout one's career. I'm in creative menopause. The ideas come, but they are not as free flowing as they were when I was younger. Having a surrogate idea man at my age is awesome and I look forward to doing business with you.
by pinball queen September 2, 2009
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John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot
by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020
Get the Philosophical menopause mug.Meatopause is one step after meat sweats and is primarily caused by eating an overabundance of meat.
Symptoms are similar to menopause (hot flashes, nightsweats, constipation) but will decrease over time.
Symptoms are similar to menopause (hot flashes, nightsweats, constipation) but will decrease over time.
by krisw January 23, 2013
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Get the Manopause mug.Do you have symptoms of no energy? Do you think your mitochondria - your body’s mini power plants - became sick, quit working and went on an extended vacation? Is so, you may be experiencing mitopause.
Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. The good news is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study male pattern baldness?
Guess what? You have entered mitopause.
Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. The good news is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study male pattern baldness?
Guess what? You have entered mitopause.
by DrSpoonie April 19, 2019
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Twitch Chat: "MegaPause"
Twitch Chat: "MegaPause"
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