Mel Gibson's face 

1)a term used to describe someone who is expressing deep emotional anguish as if they are on the verge of a mental break-down.

2)a term used to describe one's state of being. Usually of an unpleasant, nauseated nature.

*taken from the intensely dramatic face Mel Gibson makes in his movies whenever something bad happens to his character.

1) Bill: Hey, remember that guy we used to work with whose wife just left him for his brother who was a millionaire midget and then got fired for showing up to work drunk.

Bob: Yeah, why?

Bill: I saw him at the bar last night looking like Mel Gibson's face.

2) I've had the flu for over a week now and I still feel like Mel Gibson's face.

Mel Gibson's face by Donotuseyourrealname April 23, 2010

Mel Gibson Defence 

When on uses the excuse of being an alcohlic to justify doing something incredibly stupid or unorthodox. The term was originally coined after Mel Gibson repeatedly used the excuse of being an alcoholic for doing stupid things; notably making the Passion of the Christ.

Jerrell: Yo, that guy just got raped by that Frat Boy 12 times in an hour!

Liam: Yeah, but he's got the Mel Gibson Defence.

Jerrell: True dat. Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Mel Gibson Defence by zilchonocomprendo April 14, 2009

Mel-Gibson Drunk 

When a person is intoxicated and making racial slurs during a conversation, they would be considered Mel Gibson Drunk.

Hey Gabriel! Better stay away from Dolph at the party tonight. He’s Mel-Gibson Drunk!

Mel-Gibson Drunk by Jman and K December 19, 2010

Mel Gibson Road Warrior Fart 

While running to take a shit, you fart a bunch of times because it is against your own will.

"Oh god, did Sampson already shit himself? It fucking smells..."
"Nah dude, he just let out a few Mel Gibson Road Warrior Farts."

Mel Gibson Road Warrior Fart by Kevincore. October 12, 2006

Mel Gibson in a train-yard 

Adjective

refers to treating someone or something bad or with disrespect. It is a reference to the fact that Mel Gibson as a young man was involved in a train yard accident and needed re-constructive surgery.

I'm going to treat you like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Damn, they treated that pizza like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Did you see the fight last night? That guy got treated like Mel Gibson in a train-yard.

Mel Gibson in a train-yard by Andrew from 'consin March 3, 2008

Mel Gibson Crazy

An expression used when something is too impractical to even be considered, but somehow is. Usually used to try and talk someone out of doing something dangerous or stupid.

Frank: Come back in the window, I really don't think you should be jumping off the roof.

Joe: I know what I'm doing.

Frank: No really. This is Mel Gibson Crazy.

Mel Gibson Crazy by jkess5-0 August 10, 2010

mel gibson pimpin 

When you fuck a Nazi with one testicle, having a squirrel right next to the left boob of the partner (male or female). Then you blow your load into her belly button. Once your load is blown, take the squirrel and make it bite your partners genitalia. Screaming, I LOVE STEVE CARREL NAKED WITH HIS NOSE IN MY BUTT! Then whispering Mel Gibson Pimpin. With your eyes closed the whole time.

"Hey dude, i saw you with that hot girl last night, what did you two do?"

"Mel Gibson Pimpin"

mel gibson pimpin by danthemkman1, jamesy wamesy February 28, 2011