Meef

a term to describe a state of extreme stain and exaustion, excessive amounts of pain, or pure, obsene and raw sex.

Faber meefs every girl he meets.
I kicked Ray in the balls, and he said 'Meef'!
Mikey meefed on the couch.

by Wulfy April 25, 2007

Meef

Meef meef is slang for motherfucker, derived from Military jargon to describe a noun, proper noun or a plural noun. Synonym would be mafk ma-fk.

I can't get this meef to fit. This mafk is square and this meefin hole is a circle.

"Did you hear about Sanchez"? "Yeah the meef got drunk and fought PMO after he drove on base with a beer in hand, that mafk is gonna get 45/45 2 months half pay".

by Mister_Meef January 5, 2019

meef

The sound made by a domestic shorthair cat, particularly one named Kira. Commonly thought to be meow, but that is only to the untrained ear. Thought to be the feline attempt to pronounce English words.

"Meef."

"What's that? You need fresh water?"

"Meef."

"Food, then?"

"MEEEEEEEEF."

"Oh, the litter's dirty. I'll have the teenager clean that up for you."

"Meef."

"You're welcome."

by Egon Spengler April 17, 2006

Meef

To feel empty inside ur heart, brain, body, soul, or stomach.

He broke my heart and It’s meef.
Or
I’m meef today billy fuck off!

by Berrybitch214ha November 23, 2018

meef

A name for a well known Red Faction player, (É) Meef =BF=, he always says "I am Meef"

Guy: Hey Meef
Meef: Hey
Meef: I Am Meef
Guy: I Know
Meef: Sorry, Meefs english not perfect...

by OxYgeN April 16, 2005

meef suck

When one slightly cracks a carbonated beverage and sucks the beverage out of the can.

My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.

I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!

by GerthPaul September 27, 2020

meef clams

a sexually transmitted parasite causing the labia to become mangled looking and the vagina to release disgusting odors into the air causing severe gagging and asphyxiation of any living creature standing within 10 yards.

that poor sucker stuck it in trisha without a condom and now he got her meef clams.

by trawzelle April 2, 2007