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by Coral_reef June 3, 2016
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methongalizing

The body of a typical meth user will attempt to metabloize and rid their body of the injested, smoked, or injected chemicals. This metabolic process causes the partaker to give off a metalic, chemical smell that is expelled by the sweat and breath. This process is called methongalizing. When you are out and about, like in the grocery store at 2am, you may come across a methongalizing person.... and the like, a person who eats paint will give off a paintonglizing or paintongalistic smell, cigarette smokers a cigongalistic smell. Cigongalistic smells differ from pipongalistic or tobacongalistic smells. Brownongalizing people are in really bad shape and can be found lining up at the clinic.... but the most distinct and easily recognized chemical smells are the methonglistic ones.
Whispered to best girlfriend in line..."Aye, check out that dude in front of us....awe nevermind....smell that, he's methongalizing."

"True, kinda cute, but damn, what a lurper!"
by AKK808 November 28, 2016
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matching hypothesis

The theory that suggests a couple's chances for success are increased by the level of equality in their attractiveness.
I'm hot. You're hot. The matching hypothesis suggests we should not only smash, but also go to the library or Starbucks sometime.
by ennaeed December 25, 2017
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Meathing

the act of heavy breathing and sweating profusely while eating a great deal of meat
"After eating a 48 ounce steak, Tim began meathing uncontrollably."
by RaySDRaySD February 27, 2020
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matching play

A set or pair of something, typically clothing.
“She was wearing a matching play at the party.”
by bulldogyanog July 15, 2021
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meathang

Meathang is defined as the excess of labia minora that protrudes past the labia majora of the female vagina which occurs in some women during puberty.
Jane and Rachel's vagina has meathang, although Jane's was much more prominent.
by Zana1 April 4, 2022
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Machongers

"Rachel's machongers were staring into my soul!"
by XY^Z September 25, 2022
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