The Fat Meatball

The Fat Meatball is a nickname given to a fat, Italian kid named Michael Scotto who lives somewhere in Marlton, New Jeresy. The name "The Fat Meatball" comes from his round appearance and his Italian heritage. He constantly boasts about how great he is at sports, while he himself isn't really that great at sports at all. He sometimes wears a New York Knicks basketball jeresy, apparently basketball is the most popular sport at his school so he wears it in an attempt to look cool. His cocky attitude toward his popularity and his amazing ability to play sports often results in many jokes being made about him. He also has the nickname "Chicken Nugget" because sources say his mother makes him chicken almost everyday for him for dinner.

Matt: The Fat Meatball was telling me how he would cross me up in basketball. So I dunked on him and he left crying.
Hunter: Ha ha. He thinks hes so good at everything he does. Today we played hockey in gym, and he yelled at the goalie because he let a couple shots in. So The Fat Meatball took kis place as goalie. He let in around 12 or so shots. By the way, does he even know what 'crossing up' is?
Matt: Nope.
Hunter: -lol-

by loldeadbabiesftw April 17, 2014

moroccan meatball

Occurs while banging a chick and menstrual fluid covers your ball bag in a zesty red sauce. Only in season about one week a month.

My girl loves to suck on my moroccan meatball.

by BOS2000 April 26, 2006

Spicy Meatball

Spicy Meatball is a phrase that can be used to express excitement, empathy, disdain, or a variety of other feelings. The versatility behind the phrase comes from the the mixed feelings that one can feel when eating spicy foods. Excitement before ingestion, regret or pain during, and the possible feelings of pure satisfaction or anguish that follow.

Example 1:

Annabel: Hey, Andrew, want to go to the fair?

Andrew: Sounds like a spicy meatball!

Example 2:

Student 1: Hey, bro, I cheated on my girlfriend and now she's breaking up with me. *tears*

Student 2: Damn, son, that's a spicy meatball. *hugs*

Example 3:

Mario: Hey, man, what are you doing today?

Andrew: Going to Patrick's party, it's going to be a real spicy meatball. You should come!

Mario: I don't know, man, I failed an exam today due to the total lack of effort I put into studying, and now I'm feeling sorry for myself.

Andrew: Damn, bro, that's a spicy meatball.

by ChefMasterMario August 5, 2012

sausage and meatballs

The opposite of a pressed ham. Pressing your penis and scrotum against something or catching an unwilling person to look at it.

D-bag showed the sausage and meatballs a minute ago.

by Westcoaster March 12, 2008

pasta and meatballs

to have a super-slim wiry dick and some big ass nuts

douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

meatball day

When someone drinks so fucking much on a Sunday that they are unable to function on Monday. Work and any other other "real-life" responsibilities are of the least concern during a meatball day. Meatball day > 8 beers in an afternoon. Meatball days generally result in PTMDS (Post Traumatic Meatball Day Stress) through Thursday of the following week. PTMDS completely resides by Friday afternoon at 3:00.

Looks like Greg had another Meatball Day!

by Dan Victor November 23, 2013

meatball monster

A guy that is so jacked that his muscles refrain him from placing his arms at his sides. They often can be seen in groups at the gym where they lift together and flex in front of the mirrors. Their massive size can be very intimidating, especially for normal sized men.

Yesterday I was at the gym when a meatball monster threw a dumbbell through the ceiling.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008