AKA "The Mearns"
An affluent (for Scotland) dormitory suburb of Glasgow. Home to nouveau riche, intellectually bankrupt non-entities with delusions of grandeur. Has three high schools, pupils of which aspire to study advanced knitting at Laughside College or socio-cultural analysis of teen vampire fiction with fashion blogging and "business" at Glasgow "Cannae" University.
Often hard working, successful parents find themselves shunned by their children after they fail to affect a Mearnsy accent. The children will, however, still require insurance on the Porche Cayenne and a non-job in the family business.
It also contains much of Scotland's Jewish population, leaving it only 98% white Scottish protestant.
An affluent (for Scotland) dormitory suburb of Glasgow. Home to nouveau riche, intellectually bankrupt non-entities with delusions of grandeur. Has three high schools, pupils of which aspire to study advanced knitting at Laughside College or socio-cultural analysis of teen vampire fiction with fashion blogging and "business" at Glasgow "Cannae" University.
Often hard working, successful parents find themselves shunned by their children after they fail to affect a Mearnsy accent. The children will, however, still require insurance on the Porche Cayenne and a non-job in the family business.
It also contains much of Scotland's Jewish population, leaving it only 98% white Scottish protestant.
I would never leave Newton Mearns for the West end, full of pretentious snobs. Also, my mother's here...
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An Alien word that can take the place of any noun, verb, or pronoun. Links have been provided to these words for help with the Gramatically "empaird".
Etymology-
This word came from the Marflargians, where a dialect of English, Marflarg, is spoken. Marflarg has roots that trace to Africa; being from the Click-Click-Dur family before being taken hostage by the U.S. Government (FBI).
An Alien word that can take the place of any noun, verb, or pronoun. Links have been provided to these words for help with the Gramatically "empaird".
Etymology-
This word came from the Marflargians, where a dialect of English, Marflarg, is spoken. Marflarg has roots that trace to Africa; being from the Click-Click-Dur family before being taken hostage by the U.S. Government (FBI).
(Noun) Hey Bob, do you want to see a marflarg today?
(Verb) Hey Bob, do you want to marflarg a movie today?
(Pronoun) Hey Marflarg, do you want to see a movie today?
(Complete Usage) Hey Marflarg, do you want to marflarg a marflarg today?
(Verb) Hey Bob, do you want to marflarg a movie today?
(Pronoun) Hey Marflarg, do you want to see a movie today?
(Complete Usage) Hey Marflarg, do you want to marflarg a marflarg today?
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Girl 1: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SLUT! I AM A VIRGIN!
Girl 2: THEN EXPLAIN WHY YOUR PREGNANT YOU SLUT! MARFSNARF!
Girl 2: THEN EXPLAIN WHY YOUR PREGNANT YOU SLUT! MARFSNARF!
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Get the Meatfag mug.When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.
"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe
"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike
"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike
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