Macon

Amazing,sweetest,most perfect girl ever! with blue eyes and a beautiful face and a beautiful body if you have a Macon keep her and when she says she loves you believe her <3

Conner:Macon I love you
Macon:I love you too
Conner:I believe you

by CMW0112 July 1, 2011

Macon Clark

A guy who tries to rap and normally does it well... but when he fails he epic fails

Dude do you know Macon Clark?
Yeah i hear that he sucks sometimes....

by Brooktree December 7, 2010

Macon

A kid who is a bitch and is ass at cod

Macon is a simp

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Macon

1.) A small guy who takes it up the ass by 2 big black guys at once
2.) A very slutty girl; usually from Kansas.

1.) Did you see Macon with Jamal and Tyron?
2.) Guy#1: Dude i Just fucked Macon!!

Guy#2: Me Too.

Guy#3: uh... we triple-team Macon.

by z5096464 February 11, 2010

Meconium-eating sister-fucker

A white working class person. Meconium is the tarry shit evacuated by newborn babies.

People from West Bromwich are a bunch of meconium-eating sister-fuckers

by Paul C. August 8, 2003

Gandolf Macon

Gandolf Macon is a version of Randolf Macon and the Lord of the Rings dude, used referring to idiots, retards, dooshes, douches if your gandolf. Also used when referring to morning bed head, or looking like a hobo.
Macon is added when the person is super dooshus.

Ex. 1:
Joe: Yo wassup?
Dude: Nothing much..homie.
Joe: You wanna do me a favor and pay me back for that beer last week?
Dude: (runs away)
Joe: What a Gandolf.

Ex. 2:
Joe: Hi I would like a burger, fries, and a coke.
Dude: Ok sir drive around.
Joe gets the food and goes home and checks his bag of food.
Joe: WTF?
Joe has received a fish sandwich, onion rings, and diet coke.
Joe: That motherf****in' Gandolf Macon.

by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008

Meaconing

A deterrent used in air combat that prevents hobos with shotguns from hijacking their aircraft.

Did you see the meaconing setup that the new 737-MAX has!?

There’s no way a hobo with a shotgun will shot up the degenerates on this aircraft now!

by Fake Charlie Sheen February 2, 2021