kempton mcgregor

a stoopid adopted noob head nerd

yo why are u being such a kempton mcgregor

by heyitsyoboyo May 23, 2019

matthew mcgregor

Absolutely adores liverpool and takes a shite in school toliets

Matthew Mcgregor watched the match with a shit in his boxers

by Poo cock July 23, 2020

alicia mcgregor

the absolute sweetest and most amazing person you will ever meet?

"So how's your girlfriend like?"
" Well, she's an absolute alicia mcgregor!"

by what_it_doo August 27, 2021

Alicia McGregor

the sweetest first love and girlfriend anyone could ever ask for

“ Hey, I heard you dated an Alicia McGregor.”
“ yea, she’s the best first everything i could have had, and i love her to pluto and back.”

by dqnishhh April 26, 2023

McGregor

The term used to describe the hideous, vaginal bulge often spotted in obese and older women. A McGregor is particularly noticeable in tight trousers; "dustbin bag full of yoghurt" is a good metaphor for this phenomenon.

The McGregor often conceals a pork pie.

"I would have shagged her, but I was worried that her wobbling McGregor might crush my cock completely."

"If you continue eating at such a rate, you'll soon find a monster McGregor stretching the seems of your underwear."

by ekul December 5, 2007

McGregored

A mythical 6’4 traveler Scott McGreggor is known to get a statistically improbable number of airline seat upgrades.

To McGregor Upgrade is to poor on the charm till the gate agent moves you to a nice seat with additional legroom. The critical part to complete a McGregor is to post this opulence on a social media platform for all to see!

For a properly McGregored upgrade to count, the additional legroom must be aparant in your posting, the image must convey the status others flying are not enjoying!

Bumped to an exit row, I McGregored the shit out of this trip to Uspsa nationals!

by World traveler! May 28, 2018

Spicey Mcgregor

A woman or man uses hot sauce as lubricant while masturbating or having sexual intercourse.

Ted was doing the "Spicey Mcgregor" while he played hanky spanky.

by Ambassador Krayola February 28, 2011