Masochist

you

you are a masochist

by FuckingMasochisticBitch March 9, 2022

bicycle masochism

Self-punishment by bicycle, where you ride until you are nearly dead.

He had an extreme form of bicycle masochism whereas the circumference of his calves matched that of his head.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

mason dallas

Biggest wanna-be douchebag. Will give you a handshake and hug then talk shit about you as you turn around. Watch out for double first names!

That dude is a MASON DALLAS for sure

by Roseville DB January 25, 2018

alex mason

A badass man in the army from a couple of video games known as black ops and black ops 2. Known to see reznov and can see numbers

God i wish i was a alex mason

by Kobedunker631 June 10, 2018

thrift shop masochism

An insatiable need to go into every thrift store you see and buy something uniquely hideous no matter how badly you wish you could just keep going.

My thrift shop masochism has intensified beyond a manageable stage since I saw Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ video masterpiece.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

Mason Mapes

One who you will want to keep away from your girl. He has an aura of BDE just like Chernobyl being radioactive.
His towering stature of 6'5" will without a doubt make you and your girl wet in seconds. What's that? You don't go outside because you only play video games? Well, you're not safe either my friend. Mason Mapes is a Distinguished master Guardian in Counter Strike. He will for sure one tap you anyway on the map, before you even see him. Warning: Keep Safe distance between you and Mason Mapes, he has too much power.

Chernobyl Employee: "Oh Shitttt! We're all gonna die!
2nd Chernobyl Employee: "Forget that dawg, Mason Mapes is coming!"

by Peaenut July 23, 2019

keith mason

The coolest, most badass ninja. Some say he is more skilled than a Halo Spartan. Other say he makes Chuck Norris cry.

Did you see that new Jet Li flick? He went Keith Mason all over them!

by BluesMamaMT November 6, 2014