mayonnaise

The extra skin that folds over between the bottom of a tight t-shirt and the top of a pair of low-rise jeans on a fat girl.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise on that bitch.

by Aquagimp February 17, 2009

mayonnaise

Cocaine in powder form.

"Al and Dave the life of the party were known for having great mayonnaise. To approach them using any other term for the substance would mean to be denied".

by Kugaf August 25, 2012

mayonnaise

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

mayonnaise

The white man's kryptonite!

Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!

by Kcally June 17, 2008

mayonnaise

A common substituent for sexual lubricant, most often used by the elderly.

Eloise get the Mayonnaise were all out of k-y.

by akaidiot13 August 23, 2011

mayonnaise

The most disgusting thing in the whole world and also something that you should only use on a sandwich to make it less dry and if you use it otherwise you should die in a hole in the back of a corner store with a broken vending machine and you should also live with your ex

Mayonnaise is nasty just like yo Mama

by READ THIS SUCKERS April 18, 2020

mayonnaised

The opposite of rekt or shrekt. Mayonnaised is a term that is used to bring everyone together in piece and harmony.

Kid 1: HEY KiD get OveR herE!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!

by NotAGenius October 16, 2014