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Geekus maximus

A species that is similar to Homo sapiens but different in the way that they are obsessed with something. This strange adaptation allows the said being to be ignored by all Homo sapiens and ruins their social life.
We wanted to do Geekus maximus for our science fair project but we thought better of it;even just saying it could've ruined our social life(as if it wasn't already ruined).
by l w l June 10, 2019
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BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

Amazing thing happens when you in transcendental reality have BUDDAH relations.

Spelled out quite well in the song "NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO"
ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where IT occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

Perfect WHISTLEBL0WER SEXUAL as a miracle.
ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

We use our R.U.L.E.S. to get

NEVER.ASSH0LE.64

NEVER G0NNA.PEDOPED0PHILE.PUSSY.100

NEVER G0NNA LET.L0CKED 0UT 0F HEAVEN.137

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U.STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK. 0NE.183

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.MARK DAVID LATUNSKI.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190

The major steps of GOT BUDDAH FUCKED where the orgasm fluid flows and sticks from GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH where ALAN I WALDMAN becomes a PERMANENT BUDDAH ASSH0LE.

A JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE GOT BUDDAH FUCKED but then an amazement happened as GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH made him the PERFECT ASSH0LE SCAT J00.190 NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190. and you may say:

GLUTEUS.SHITEATER.105

MAXIMUS.SUCK A BALLS.A PUSSY.101
LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME.206L
BUDDAH.RIM.RAPE.HOLE.40
AS LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME GIRL.246

FRIGHTENING.AVOID THE FAMINE.
YEAH YEAH YEAH.REST PASS.117
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 13, 2022
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Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.
That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
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Godus Maximus

Expression of great pleasure, used to emphasize the happiness resulting from a positive event for the user. It's often used in the presence of the offended person, in case it involves a dispute.
" beat you at Perudo, godus maximus!"
by xMrDan December 18, 2023
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seadragonus giganticus maximus

The Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus, or just Sea-Dragon for short, is a dragon species that is the largest, perhaps also the rarest, of all known dragon species; so large, in fact, that it has frequently been described as "blotting out the moon" when in full flight. Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus are blue, green, or purple, and usually covered in marine corals, anemones, and barnacles that act as natural armor.
snotlout: get your pathetic pipsqueak dragon out of here hiccup
hiccup: toothless is staying here with me
toothless: t-toothless is a s- seadragonus giganticus maximus, big-nostril boy! t-toothless is more im-important that your f-fireworm
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Geeking Maximus

When you are at the point where you feel that you are the highest you ever been in your life.
Yesterday I took 5 blinkers and I was Geeking Maximus.
by FortniteKing117 June 11, 2024
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Goonius Maximus

To be the biggest gooner you possibly could ever be.
Wow Luna... you really have ascended to that of a Goonius Maximus.
by TeaTimeMit April 4, 2025
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