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egg o mau

be right there, ah get me egg o mau!

me want egg o mau, no shit sandwich!

ah get my baby mamma egg o mau!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2010
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Di Di Mau

Common expression amongst military personnel, on and off the job. meaning roughly, "get the fuck out quickly."
"Dude, i just busted a beer bottle on that bouncers face, and there are cops everywhere, we gotta get the fuck out of here, di di mau! di di mau!"
by mick_the_skin June 5, 2009
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di di mau

To unass an AO (area of operations), normally because Charlie (or Baghdad Bob or some other bad guy)is about to do you doggie style.
Lieutenant: "Looks like the enemy is advancing."
Sergeant: "Yes sir. Time to di di mau before we get boofed."
Lieutenant: "What?"
Sergeant: "We should fall back before they get behind us, sir."
by Woody September 9, 2004
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di di mau

by Mai March 25, 2003
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Dirty Primo-Mau

when you are having sexual intercourse you put a lot of chocolate cream in your penis and wipe it all over your cousin's chest and let the dog eat it while you crap on the dog and have the girl licking it's penis. When you are over the other dog that is licking your ass hole real nice, you cum into the dog ass and crap in the girl eyes and mouth. Then put peanut butter in the dog ass and let the girl finish the job with a donkey punch combo.
Oh my God i just saw the guys from panic at the disco having an awesome Dirty Primo-Mau!!! I was like, OMG WTF LOL LMAO.
by monkeydicksuckerlikingit October 4, 2008
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jacob mau

jacob mau a guy who likes big dicks about 20 inches,he say that he likes big dicks because he have a 1.2cm dick
Jacob mau 2002-2016 (i love big dicks and hard ones )
by jacob mau May 31, 2016
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Maus Haus

The Maus Haus is the ultimate version of the Maus it was planned to be built 1945 if not the war had ended.
It was to be disguised as a haus and be able to destroy any tank and would change the war in the Germans favor.
If this wunderwaffe had been created history would be entirely different.
Hitler-Vie need zo make ze maus haus today or ve vill loose ze war
Porsche-No need fam I got it just wait until september 1945
by MausHausE100 November 13, 2018
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